No no! Please don't think otherwise. I didn't open any help center.
Everyone wants a piece of me.
Dad wants me to go to the Bank! Stand in the queue for hours together and obviously you wont even find cute girls who would talk with you very sweetly in a State bank!
Mom wants me to get the groceries.
GOD!!!!!
Picking up stuff from supermarket, it really sucks!
All the middle aged housewives do that.
The sales girl gave me a wried look when i asked her fair and lovely . . . .
"Sir, we do have the Men's cream! Try those!"
Aaragh!!!@#$%
Even my bro doesn't spare me!
He wants me to go to some crap bank and pay his credit card bill.
Common! Is this justified!
ok. . . . .I used his credit card,
ok. . . . .He gave me 2000 bucks,
ok. . . . .Even he is paying for MY bills,
ok. . . . .He is pretty busy!
but. . . . .
Fine i will do it!!!!
And my friend(girl) calls me and says
"Matty! Go and find about the institutes regarding projects"
Now. . . i can't be the bad boy with a sweet little girl!
And just now my neighbor called me, he wants me to go and get a pc for his son!!!
aaaaaaah!!
Hummmm. . .
And still my mom and dad say I am good for nothing! I don't do anything, I am jobless. . . . .
blah blah and blah
And i again screwed up as usual, forgot my SNAP mock exam! Thanx to lady SRATS!!!
yeah i asked a girl to tell me when it is. . . and she. . . .
MATTY's HELP CENTER!!
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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well matty u were busy sleeping on the mock exam day(mayb friday night fever effect)..
i know that u told me it was on 8th dec..but mock exams on saturday??
that sounded wierd n i called up the office at 11 on saturday morning only to hear that the tests r on at the centres allotted..i had a tuff tym...trying to control my laughter..wen that lady was telling all this..
c'mn u shud feel proud that u hv company..c i did my part..blushes were to follow..!!
cant help...
but ya... a good one..
blah! well i cant call u jobless cos i myself am jobless
++++ i cant ask ya 2 geta lyf cos i myslf doont have one.. so my advice is stop cribbing n do a GOOD n FUN post... blah again
@srats!!
thanks for giving me company
btw..i knw i slept...
jus wanted to put d blame upon u!!
he he...lol
thanx for u first comment srats!!
he he that's life man...
Matty no real parent tell their children that they r good blah blah blah. Trust me when I say that cos my mum never says that to me...only very rarely she says something good abt me. Altho I deserve the world LOL!
:)
Keshi.
candle light protest karo. say you are on a holiday :p
lol. if that girl's a blogger too, go check her blog!
if you're lucky, she would have acknowledged your sweetness :P
@lover
yeah dude u r rite!
@keshi
i knw keshi!! but...
@dip
he he..i will try to..
@mons
she is nt a blogger mons..so no luck here too!
lol.. d fair n lovely incident is funny..
cn i also give u sum work sumtime?? :P
lol .... how abt service before self as a motto .....for the help centre
LOL.. datz almost the same way of life for younger ones, dude. my bro also does this cribbing often - and i never give him 2k, so u r lucky :)
@ssnb
yeah it was ...
@bluebutterfly
he he..gud one...
@xh
umm..guess i am lucky!!
lol! thats happnes with me too bro! :D
hehe! but dont ya worry! :D
ur time will come soon! :P
peace & love
Jeevy
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bloddy helll u didnt reply 2 my comment....
@harini
i am really sorry!!!
ummm...so wat can two jobless people do together!!!
and i will try to come up with something gud this time..
yeah..thanx for ur blah blah..
@jeevy
i hope so jeevy
god matty!! was away,.....cant come online often...and great for teh tag...you made me proud by doing it.... and pls matty will you do me a favor?????
*i'm running....matty's running behind me with a stick*
he he...dats y u say destroyes in love?? :P.....uffff..happens to everyone..but finally did u do their work??? lol
Hahaah ..poor srats..u r putting the whole blame on the poor thing,..very baaaadddd...( I also do the same thing...ehm ehm ...nobody heard i suppose..;)) )..
@zahid
lol
nice to see u back dude....and i hope u come with another post soon!!
@manisha
yeah dear i did all d work!!
u r right..destryoed in love..lol
@dimple
lol
umm ....
well yeah poor srats!!
she aint dat bad though
lol... it USED to happen with me, but since i never accomplished any of the tasks, so they dont ask for me anymore.. :P
hmm for whom were u buying 'fair and LOVELY' btw? :p
heehee
@rohit
umm..well i did try once not to do the work..
but there was this screaming and humiliation and you-r-good-for-nothing cries all over the house ..
so i got no choice!!
@pri
well dear it was my mother and not my gf...believe me i don't think my gf wants me to buy her a face cream..
and that situation would arise if i had a gf!!
Another reason am glad I don't stay home, thanks for the reminder Dude!! ;)
seems u arent tht useles at\fter all... :)
but its fun ..isnt it... u get to make u r own profits after all.. :)
@sam
u r lucky sam..
@cold & silent
umm...
well thanx for recognizing my usefulness..
done wid my tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so dificult..took me 5 days!! cn u bliv it??
good manisha!
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