Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Give me a break!!!!!

I am suffering from hypersomnia....

and as usual.... my life is back to hell...

i didn't shave since two weeks..
forgot to take my bath yesterday...
but..luckily I remembered to brush my teeth today..

As I opened my door . .
the girl next door gave me the "who the hell let him out of the zoo" look..

poor girl...i did scare her...

no food in the house...damn it...
i am hungry but too lazy to change my pyjamas and get some food from the outside...
the house is soo untidy..

well this is what happens usually when my mom and dad leave me alone in the home...

no college.... some damn preparation holidays for some fucking semester exams...
but all i do is...rest my fat ass on the couch and watch the damn t.v.

and believe me even the t.v. runs some crap nowadays..
the news channels are busy with who-is-dating-whom stuff...
like i ever cared...
and as usual the ekta kapoor's damned sas-bahu serials are running their zillionth episode!!!

then i turn to my computer...
as usual...

yahoo says i have four new mails...

the first one a chain mail asking me to forward it or....i will face bad luck till the rest of my stupid life...
huh?
like i am having good luck now!!!!!!

the second one a damn add from the shadi.com asking me if i am interested!!
humm....sorry dude!!
I am just 20...can't marry...it's illegal!!!!

the third one from my friend forwarding me some so called hot wallpapers...
common...i am not a school kid to see porn stuff and hot wall papers on the net!!!!
huhhhhhh......

and finally the fourth one is from my communication systems lecturer asking me to submit my assignment or i shall be hanged by the end of the day!!!!
Ohhh god!

And rahul calls me and says.....

"you drunken bastard...
what the hell are you doing?
It's Wednesday you idiot!!!
You got the lab exam this afternoon...."

huh!!!!
what the hell......
I thought it was Tuesday....
Oh god....
Give me a break......

21 comments:

rOhit said...

lol..
i was in this phase till the last 4 months.. procrastination and sheer laziness.. wow u got me some "not so good" ol' memories.. :)

keep it up man.. the more u believe life is a shit.. the better it will throw from you.. these r d dayz wich makes a man outta u..!! Remember once this phase gets over.. it wont ever return..!! :D

♥busy_writer♥ said...

hahahaha---yea, i know. i am NOT supposed to be laughing!
so, overlook the 'hahaha' :-p
and oops-forgot-to-bathe is like an evry alternate sunday story! siigh!
thnks for droppin by my blog.. u got some really funny stuff here.. hehe. blogrollin u!

p.s-u cud help me out wid the templates? hmm.. add me on gtalk, will u? its monica.writes
oh yea, u've got an amaaaazin template here!

Gee said...

ha ha... so did u manage the wednesday exam?! love the staccato style of ur writing...

Nabila Zehra Zaidi said...

lol....happens to me too when I am left alone...the house is in a mess and never anything to eat home...and always too lazy to do anything for myself too :P

raul said...

dude...luk whos talking..
any person with a name rahul never does things in advance and reminds others..
anyway...quite funny blog

Aditi aka Jiggs said...

LOLZZ
NICE READ
looking forward to more
keep up the good work

Ashu said...

hehe very well put dude. Thanks for visitin my blog though u dint comment. But i cud c the blogroll.

Just chill and njoi the destructive feeling

the cloud with the bronze lining said...

seriously.. dude just study 1st n give urself a break after ur sems... nice writing... rosesh style huh??

matty said...

@ rohit
thanx dude..well i always had this feeling!!

@monica
it's ok to laugh..well i did when i read urs!!!

@gee
yep i did manage that exam...
thanx to ma friend...no not rahul though!!

@nabila
yeah....and the worst thing is i am left alone quite often

@aditi
thanx...

@dearest raul...
well i dedicate my blog to you dude...
bcoz u r d one who introduced me this stuff...
and thanx....

@ashu
i was about to comment my net got disconnected..
well i will certainly this time!!!

@harini
thanx for the concern..but i guess u r right!!!
humm...i should start studying...
but i hate to study!! :(

Mohan said...

nice to read ur post !

Bizarre Kid said...

Good post. Everybody passes through this phase once in life but I'm always in the same phase :) *Evil smile* Maybe even you're..
Btw, nice blog man! I've been trying for a different template but never found anything spl other than the default ones. How did you get it? :|

Bizarre Kid said...

Awesome! I read most of your posts.. They're nice :) *Bows down to you*

matty said...

@mohan
thanx..

@bizarre kid..
thanx dude..well i can help you with this..

manojvasanth said...

Loved your blog for its face. Amazing! I must say. Great work Bro.

Love dares and destroys!!

bluebutterfly said...

hey.... i am so like in love with your template ....beautiful.... and i did nt even realise teh music was coming from your blog till after i closed the other windows ..... its nice soothing calming real nice .... as for the writing dude .... you are goo d.....in my case the damn house is always dirty(when my mom is not at home) and i am watching hbo and study only the night before the exam.... thats like the most common thing around here ..... damn how can the others say its a phase ......somehow i never seem to get out of it ....lol.....

matty said...

@manoj
thanx dude!!

@bluebutterfly
well thanx for that!!
well good to have company!!

Cold & Silent..... said...

messy messy housy....
but its fun for sum time....
nd thn it bcums an evn bigger mess

matty said...

yeah u right and again its going to be mess...
my mom and dad leaving me all over again..alone..

Brand H said...

Thanx a lot dude..I'm honored to receive a comment frm u fren..
I jus read ur posts..
they're unique..
gud n bad r parts of life..but stil, one shud ve de unique talent to describe it wit sum 'sugar, salt n peppr' added to it..u ve done tat exceptionally wel..u rok!! keep postin n keep me updated wit ur posts...

matty said...

@brand h..
thanx dude...
i will surly....

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