[conversation overheard]
"No i think saif looks matured! Shahid looks like a kid!"
"whatever... move to the next pic!"
"Woooooh! Who is he??????"
"Oooooooh i really don't know where that came from!!! Sorry girls but he... err... he...."
"Just tell us who is he??"
"He is just a friend nothing else! Trsut me!!"
"Are you sure??? I doubt! Bol kab se chal raha hai? God! You didn't even tell us!! Thats bad Pooja, thats bad!!"
"No no nothing like that....please girls ....try to understand me. He is just a friend!"
"Ok enough of crap Poo! Tell us the whole story!"
"Well... ok ok ok!! it was like.. i met him and he is comepletly mad at me!! Right from the first day! he has proposed me and I wanted to ask your help."
"Humm!! Not bad girl! Well he is ok, not bad!"
"Are you nuts! Look at his pot belly!! He is soo fat!!!"
"And god! He has no sense of dressing! Look what he is wearing! Not even branded!!"
"And look at his face yaar! So dull, boring! Not even a smile!!!"
"Common yaar! Just don't decide by the looks!!Pooja I feel he is not that bad"
"Shut up! what the hell do you know about boys?? You never even had a real boy-friend in your life!! I had four of them! I know lot girls! Trust me!!"
"Pooja, tell are you serious about him?? Don't tell me you are dating THIS GUY!!!"
"No no!! He is just a friend! I have not said him yes till now!!"
"That's good! Well lets look at the other prospects! So which car does he own?"
"What!!! He doesn't even own a bike!!!"
"GODDD what are you doing girl!!! he is such a loser!"
"Nevermind! What does he do? Has he got a job or something? Settled??"
"What!!! Jobless!!!"
"Don't tell me about the Recession and all those stupid things!!"
"Look at you! You will get a lot better guys! You have a job. You own a car yourself! Why the hell do you even look at this guy!"
"Please girls! Stop it! Pooja I think what important is the character!!"
"Stop it Priya!! You and your character go to hell. You don't know anything so just shut up! Pooja baby listen to me. Ok lets forget about all the things! he is not rich, he is not settled, but baby what about the looks!! Don't you want six-packs??? Just like john, hrithik, srk!! Common baby there are so many out there. All my boy friends had six packs!! They knew what i want!"
"And hey look closer he even has pimples!!! Ewwwwwww"
"God! So clumsy!"
"How do you bear him even!!"
"By the way.... tell me did you do anything??"
"GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
.....................
Ok folks! I guess the conversation was getting a bit personal so i had to cut down the audio!
Well yeah you guessed it right!
The guy being talked is of course RAHUL!
just kidding rahul...
its not you. It was me!!
I have to accept it. It's tough.
And they tell me it's a "man' s world ou there".
Wooh!!
P.S: No offence to ladies out there. And yeah even RAHUL doesn't have six pack abs!
22 comments:
RAHUL? RAHUL? why do you want to spoil the teeny tiny reputation that i have?
anway... good to see you back to funny destroyed -in- love self...
dude.. you dont have a car,.. but you have something that many guys out there dont have...
" a scooter "
lol...
rahul thanx man!
if i ever write a book in my life u will be in it!!!
awwee!!! dat was cruel...still i dont think all girls judge guys dat way...
hope u get to write a better experience next time :)
lolz...
sorry
hm
hmmm..
what do i make of that?
wat u make out of 'hm' is that the other person is thinking and thought so hard that he got lost in there
anyway, i obviously guessed it right. and then i was like is rahul a clone of yours?
anyway good one and do keep your mistakes in mind. they need editing
well rahul is not a clone.
he is a character!
though fictitious...
yeah sure but ma'am i will be greatful if u tell me my mistakes!!
hey...whats wrong in a girl expecting very basic things in a guy? like having a job? :P
ohh plz nothing wrong..
i never said it was wrong!!
was a good read...
thanx buddy!
hehehe the description seemed so familiar n whn u mentioned rahul i was jz wondering whr does rahul have a pot belly n then u were like he is some other rahul...thank god u broke the suspense..
u aren't that bad matty seriously..well considering your luck with gals..this was expected..hehe
jz kidding!!
good luck with your interviews ;P
odd timing!! :D
BAD BAD BAD..
srats u too!!!
i thought u were on my side!!!!
well its ok...
nevermind..
as i always say...
(sh)IT HAPPENS
well on your side dude..u aren't as bad as u desccribed your self...
n i'm not into six packs and chiseled muscles so......... :D
being your friend alwaz on your side da!! ;P
aah thanx a lot girl..
that was quiet encouraging!!
hmm....i second sana....n btw it does need editing...like "common" should instead be "come on"....n typos like "how" instead of "who"....just proofread ur writes a bit n they will sound even better :)
ooh thanks renee..
i will do it frm next time!!!
i really wish if i could understand that!!
It was fun reading your posts.very lenghty but in good flow too...wd like to get back to ur blog again...
thanks devanshi....
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